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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 15:31
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Israel says it killed 9 Iranian nuclear scientists, and braces for attacks from Iran - NPR
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Can AI render anti-virus software obsolete and unnecessary?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Ukraine attacks Russian aircraft in far-reaching drone strikes - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Knicks fire coach Tom Thibodeau after first Eastern Conference finals berth in 25 years - AP News
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Sam Darnold on final games in Minnesota: "We laid an egg on offense" - NBC Sports
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Summer McIntosh Shatters 10-Year-Old 200 IM World Record in 2:05.70 - SwimSwam
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
—
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Massive Dinosaur ‘Dance-Off’ Arena Discovered in Colorado - The Daily Galaxy
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?